So Tired of the Summer

Fallen leaves and pumpkin spices If you leave me to my own devices I prefer existential crisis Free in the time of encephalitis I'm horny, and I'm lonely Umbrella drink parties are corny I'm expressive and depressive Summer vacation's expensive So just leave me here in my knitted sweater I put on a few pounds, so fall fashion's better Hide my body under this puffy coat Better in cold weather, that's just how I emote I'm so tired of the fucking summer I'm much better when life's a bummer Go ahead and get every girl phone's number (Fuck tourists) just lay in my bed and slumber I'm horny, and I'm lonely Umbrella drink parties are corny I'm expressive and depressive Summer vacation's expensive I'm so tired of the fucking summer I'm so tired of the fucking summer I'm much better when life's a bummer I'm much better when life's a cold winter's day Stupid swim trunks, I look so silly Girls screaming Taylor Swift songs, oh, fucking kill me Ask me, the greatest party theme is pity I need to get out of this fucking city I'm lowly and unholy I need the witching season and ghosties Horror movies with Christina Ricci All these summertime Barbies can blow me I'm growing like a rose in my own displeasure Not giving Disney princesses whatsoever I'm rolling down a staircase by M.C. Escher It feels like summertime sadness will live forever I'm so tired of the fucking summer I'm much better when life's a bummer Go ahead get every girl phone's number (Fuck tourists) just lay in my bed and slumber I'm horny, and I'm lonely Umbrella drink parties are corny I'm expressive and depressive Summer vacation's expensive I'm so tired of the fucking summer I'm so tired of the fucking summer I'm so tired of the fucking summer I'm so tired of the fucking summer I'm much better when life's a bummer I'm much better when life's a bummer I'm much better when life's a bummer I'm much better when life's a cold winter's day