Pretty Eyes (The Best Love Song)

I always thought you had pretty eyes They make me feel funny inside They make me feel like every other person Who wants to touch you should die Like I'd fuck em up and poke out their perverted little eyes Ey Ey Ey Ey Ey Eyes! And I mean that in the cutest of ways The most absolutely adorable buddhist of ways I think I'm just trying to say In my own cryptic way I think I'm just trying to say That you slay Yeahehea The best love song Is one where you say what you think The best love song Is one where you confess how you feel The best love song Is one where you follow your instincts The best love song Sounds like your just keeping it real So stay in your bed and I'll bring you some breakfast I know you've been down Because you been on your redness Your Redness! I know you feel bloated and gross But you still look stupendous That other bitch you don't like from work She looks fucking horrendous Horrendous! I seen her on her instagram With a fake ass tan And a even faker man Living in a fake ass van Traveling Flagstaff streets Off her daddy's money Sucking off every bartender Like a Play Boy Bunny For her to compare herself to you is A joke I hope she swallows funny on her Stanley Cup and Chokes For her to compare herself to you is A joke I hope she swallows funny on her Hydroflask and Chokes What I mean by that is I love you What I mean by that is I'll protect you What I mean by that is I'm always here for you What I mean by that is I'll do anything for you The best love song Is one where you say what you think The best love song Is one where you confess how you feel The best love song Is one where you follow your instincts The best love song Sounds like your just keeping it real I always thought you looked like my dreams Like the beauty in a movie scene I will always treat you like a queen I'll be your beauty and you'll be my beast Until I get you to the bedroom Then that pussies deceased Dec E E E Eased! But first Massage your feet And give you grapes to eat Rub your back Put your favorite show on TV We can do our nails matching colors Smile all goofy and listen to each other Just chill like the bestest of friends And next weekend let's do it again Because The best love song Is one where you say what you think The best love song Is one where you confess how you feel The best love song Is one where you follow your instincts The best love song Sounds like your just keeping it real